Trumpenol

Finally an actual treatment for Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) that millions of Americans have been searching for.*

Trumpenol uses 100% natural ingredients that are made in the USA and popularized worldwide. The ingredients are well-known as a powerful adaptogen that helps individuals calm their stress levels. Perfect for all of your friends and family that have TDS* Finally you can attend gatherings with everyone and when the yelling starts, just give them some Trumpenol.

Warning: Taking Trumpenol may cause pride

in America, optimism and rational thought.*

Take if:

• You’re terrified of climate change*
• You’re feeling angry, resentful or hypocritical*
• You feel self-righteous, arrogant or entitled*
• You believe men belong in women’s sports*
• You're triggered by the American flag*

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS: Strong faith in America, learn

what a woman is, accept that Donald Trump won in

2016, understand that Biden didn't receive the most

votes in history, accept that Donald Trump won in 2024,

discover rational thought, walk away from the

Democrats, optimism, hope for the future, renewed faith

in the free market, admission that life is better under

Trump, discover humor, patriotism and realize the need

for a strong border.*

Ingredients: Organic Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root), Organic Black Pepper (Piper nigrum)(fruit), pullulan capsules.

Manufacturer Country: USA

Amount: 60 caps

Gross Weight: 0.25lb (113g)

Suggested Use: Take one (1) capsule twice a day as a dietary supplement. For best results, take 20-30 min before a meal with an 8oz glass of water or as directed by your healthcare professional.

Caution: Do not exceed recommended dose. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under the age of 18, and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any dietary supplement.

Warning: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if the safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.